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Hundreds of people have reported having seen Michael Jackson in the three years since his “death” in an ongoing survey we’ve conducted since April 27. That’s when we published the riveting world exclusive, Global Wave of Michael Jackson Sightings Electrifies Fans. Here’s where the reports are coming in order of most sightings, Mexico, to fewest, Australia.

1. Mexico. 2. Peru. 3. Venezuela. 4. Chile. 5. Colombia. 6. Brazil. 7. Romania. 8. Indonesia. 9. United Kingdom. 10. France. 11. United States. 12. Canada. 13. German. 14. Czech Republic. 15. Russia. 16. Belgium. 17. Scotland. 18. Ireland. 19. Japan. 20. Australia.

Remember: If you’ve seen Jackson let the world know at our  I’ve Seen Michael Jackson page.

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Top democrat Nancy Pelosi “went into shock” and “pitched a hissy fit”, say sources, after a  Secret Service agent sat in her office chair while she spent a penny in a U.S. Capitol restroom, infesting the seat’s cushion, the former speaker of the house angrily alleged, with filthy “sex crabs.” Read more: Nancy Pelosi’s Sex-Crab Horror

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This just in - More Secret Service BACKLASH as the Ghost of JFK Mistress Judith Exner lashes out at Colombian prostitutes for “not protecting their tricks” like she did with JFK and, sometimes, his brother, RFK, at least when they weren’t taking turns with Marilyn Monroe or having her murdered so she wouldn’t spill the beans. Updates as I get them …

Breaking news - Washington hookers are said to be furious that Secret Service agents slept with, as one call girl put it, “South American skanks instead of taking us with them like they usually do unless their wives are with them.” More as this story develops …

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Doctor and drug company greed and patient demand = health-care madness and bankruptcy. This thoughtful blog focuses on the elderly, but all age groups could be indicted for demanding drugs and quick fixes as a substitute for personal responsibility and lifestyle changes that require discipline and effort. The single most damaging condition, the one that costs more than cancer and all other serious health challenges combined per federal studies, is obesity, which is easily controlled by restricting the gluttonous impulse to consume more calories than one expends. Instead, we remain a nation where a clear majority of men, women and children are grossly overweight, ticking time bombs for heart disease, blood pressure problems, cancers, severe arthritis and joint damage, spinal deterioration, etc., etc.

Why are America’s Senior Citizens Being Drugged Into Oblivion?

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New analysis suggests big government was to blame in the deaths of 1,500 passengers –  see The Wall Street Journal’s …

The Real Reason for the Tragedy of the Titanic

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There’s another great Titanic piece just out in The New Yorker. I highly recommend Daniel Mendelsohn’s …

Why Do We Love the Titanic?

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- Baffled scientists spend millions to figure out what your mother, grandmother and every rational person you’ve ever known told you for free …

Diet, exercise beat weight-loss pills, fads: study

In fact, I told you the same here - You don’t need raspberry ketones to lose weight

And, check this out – 10  pig-out food that are good for you and flush out body fat

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- Dazzling new proof Mitt Romney and his handlers just aren’t thinking things through …

Mitt Romney skewers Barack Obama as ‘an out-of-touch Harvard elitist’ … but wait a minute, hold the phone – didn’t Romney, one of the wealthiest presidential candidates ever, graduate from Harvard, too? Yes, he did …

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