BIBLE’S ARK OF THE COVENANT FOUND FLOATING IN THE ATLANTIC – JUST MILES FROM TITANIC
NEW MESSIAH EMPTIES HOSPITAL – BY TURNING CRUTCHES INTO SNAKES
TERROR KING OSAMA BIN LADEN CRUSHED IN BIZARRE CAMEL ‘ROLLOVER’ ACCIDENT
AND MANY MORE
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U.S. Army Rangers have discovered the rotting, half-buried remains of Noah’s Ark on Turkey’s Mt. Ararat with 22 electrifying bible prophecies hidden inside.
The find of both the vessel and “Noah’s Scrolls,“ as the predictions are being called, has not only stunned religious scholars, it has commanded the attention of President Barack Obama – who says the prognostications “are too bold, too precise and, at times, too terrifying to ignore in this dangerous age we live in.
I don’t believe in fortune tellers, but prophetic scrolls, especially Bible scrolls found in Noah’s Ark, are a different ball game,“ he told cabinet members, trusted aides and a panel of clergymen who met to discuss the prophecies in the Oval Office.
The vessel and scrolls were discovered by elite U.S. Army Rangers in April in the hold of what has been described as “an unusual wooden ship” that was exposed by flash flooding on Mt. Ararat, which has long been held to be the final resting place of Noah’s ark.
Sophisticated dating techniques indicate the scrolls and vessel are between 8,400 and 10,900 years old, which, according to both Christian and Jewish literalists, is the age in which Noah is believed to have lived.
Rather than rush to announce the discovery, researchers recruited by the Pentagon have been working around the clock to isolate and protect the site from a tourist and media onslaught.
Those experts, flanked by Pentagon brass, are expected to make the official announcement in a news conference scheduled for July 30, inside sources say.
While scientists continue to investigate and secure the site, the scrolls have been jetted to the Rockefeller Museum in East Jerusalem, home of the Dead Sea Scrolls, for continuing study that likely will last for decades.
Translations were privately delivered to key leaders, including President Obama and Pope Benedict. A Vatican source confirms they discussed the scrolls when Obama met with the Pope at the Vatican in early July.
Critics of President George Bush’s policies in the Middle East – which, in some ways, also are Mr. Obama policies – have been quick to suggest that both men may be playing fast and loose with early translations and interpretations to support a continuing war in Iraq and Afghanistan.
On the other hand, they can’t deny that translations leaked to the press do, in fact, mention dead Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein – and terror kingpin Osama bin Laden, who is still on the run – by name.
The reference goes on to call the men “enemies of peace” and says Hussein “will perish first,” and, in fact, he was executed.
Bin Laden, it seems, will suffer a fate far more common in the Middle East – a camel “rollover accident” that breaks his back and crushes his internal organs, the scrolls suggest.
Here are 20 more prophecies that were found on the scrolls:
1. The creation of a time machine by physicists at a major American university will touch off a vicious and damaging turf battle between the FBI and the Office of Homeland Security, both of which feel best qualified to operate the device in the interest of national security.
The issued is settled when 40 FBI agents use the machine to travel two years into the past in an attempt to stop the terror attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001, which alters history – and causes the tunnel, and the agents, to vanish.
2. A woman heralded as the “new messiah” will arise in the Holy Land and perform a series of “impossible feats” to prove it, winning hundreds of millions of true-believing Christians to her cause. Like Christ 2,000 years ago, “Crystal” will walk on water, and in an apparent bid to beat Christ at his own game, use a net to scoop up frogs and minnows swimming at her feet.
In yet another show of divine power, Crystal will empty a hospital in Jerusalem of over 500 sick and dying people by magically turning closet full of canes and crutches into a snakes. Having fled the facility in stark terror, all will find themselves healed.
3. The Bible’s coveted Ark of the Covenant miraculously will float to the surface of the North Atlantic, intact, just miles from spot where the Titanic sank. Incredibly, scientists will find a pair of never-before-seen and highly venomous “singing spiders” curled up – alive – inside.
4. Scientists will pick up a chilling radio signal warning of an extraterrestrial strike force making its way to Earth to recover bodies from a UFO that was shot down by a U.S. fighter pilot earlier this year.
It isn’t clear whether the space aliens will seek revenge, although one translator noted that the term “eye for an eye” suggests that they might.
5. A New Age “preacher” who can walk through walls by altering his atomic structure with the power of his mind will teach millions of ordinary people to do the same before he is exposed as a henchman of Satan – plunging his unwitting disciples into madness.
6. In an apparently related development, the discovery of an ancient chant that keeps people young, vibrant and immune to sickness and aging will be considered a godsend until Bible scholars uncover evidence to suggest that it actually a song that the Devil sings in Hell – to keep souls alive so he can torment them for eternity.
7. Atlantis will rises from the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Spain with clear evidence that an advanced civilization once thrived on island, including the remains of six Read the rest of this entry »