Electrifying love life – with tips from lady inmates

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You can fire up your love life with tips from women who’ve learned how to make the most of whatever intimacies they can get – lady inmates.

WOMEN IN PRISON: Some people like to watch movies about them.

“In prison you learn how to make a brief, chance encounter electrifying,” Zelda Hopekins, a former inmate and author of the exciting new book, No Holds Barred Guide to Loving (4-Page Media, Inc., $19.95), told derekclontz . wordpress . com exclusively.

“By using those same techniques in your own bedroom, where you have all the time in the world, you can transform a ho-hum love life into one worth writing home to your mother about.

“Don’t make the mistake of thinking that all prison love affairs are lesbian affairs,” she adds. “You’d be surprised at how many male guards, psychiatrists, doctors and preachers are intimately involved with lady prisoners.”

Here, from Hopekins’ book, are five fascinating ways to spice up your love life “the lady inmate way.”

1. Cut off your spouse for a long stretch – and then unleash your passions with unbridled gusto.

“Lady inmates might go months or even years without getting any loving, especially those in maximum security prisons,” says the New York-based expert.

“When the opportunity for a love sessions finally does present itself, these women are consumed with desire — which, when expressed openly and honestly, makes for a memorable encounter.”

2. Be spontaneous and do what makes YOU feel good.

“Lady inmates don’t have time to talk to a partner and figure out what he or she likes or dislikes,” says Hopekins. “They follow the ‘pleasure principle’ and go for the gold, so to speak. You should, too.”

3. Explore “naughtiness” and your wildest fantasies.

“Lady inmates know that good sex is more than a simple slam-bam physical encounter,” says Hopekins. “Day after day in their lonely cells, they have plenty of time to fantasize about the things that really turn them on .

“‘Naughty’ talk, fantasies and role-playing are lots of fun and can really intensify your sexual experience.

“A favorite role-playing game of female prisoners is exactly what you’d expect it to be- ‘inmate seduces guard.’”

4. Get rid of your underclothes.

“Inmates wear loose-fitting ‘scrubs’ and jumpsuits with nothing underneath and that can be a major turn on,” says Hopekins.

“The next time you go to church or to a movie or out to eat with your sweetheart, lean over and whisper, ‘I’m not wearing panties’ — it’s a guaranteed turn on.”

5. Don’t forget there are many viable “love spots” other than your bed – the shower, closets and your car are just a few.

“Lady inmates enjoy sex whenever and wherever they can get it,” says Hopekins. “Shouldn’t you, too?”