Doomsday psychics say: Head for the Hills – NOW

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CLERGYMEN, scholars, futurists and even ancient prophets agree: The years 2009-2011 will mark the beginning of a cataclysmic end to life as we know it, paving the way for a stunningly different world on January 1, 2012.

Satan's evil image over the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C.

“If you think it’s going to be business as usual, if you think anything is going to be like it is today, you’re not only dreaming, you’re wrong,” Derek Clontz, a writer, author, herbalist, futurist and, some have said, although he doesn’t like the label, “psychic,” told a gathering of scholars, journalists and laymen at the second annual “Conference of the Future” in Atlanta, Georgia.

“On a high note,” he continued, “the changes aren’t all going to be bad. But if you aren’t quick on your feet, if you don’t have faith that a Supreme Being or Guiding Force is orchestrating these changes for the benefit of mankind, you are in for a rude and perhaps terrifying shock.

“The world as we have known it is vanishing before our eyes, and one thing is clear: The new world will belong to those who are wise enough and courageous enough to see that changes must come if mankind is to have even a ghost of a chance of surviving to experience the dawn of the Fourth Millennium 1,000 short years from now.”

Derek Clontz

Clontz, who hails from Charlotte, N.C. and now calls Florida’s West Coast home, addressed the group in a spellbinding keynote speech that drew from prophecies and predictions offered up by a diverse group of clergymen, scientists, futurists and even ancient prophets – one of whom scratched his vision of the changes we are facing today on a papyrus scroll 2,300 years before the birth of Christ.

“The most dramatic and frightening of the events to come will be the dissolution of the United States,” Clontz explained.

“I am sure that Americans see just how imperiled the country is, riddled as it is with crime, corruption and even more importantly, the steady decline in morals and values that we are experiencing throughout the Western world.

“What I am not so sure of is whether they have a sense of the depth of the problem, of the extensiveness of the decay.

“I find quite the consensus among a variety of thinkers, most notably from the ranks of clergy, many of whom are convinced that global changes will be preceded by the sudden, total collapse of the U.S. – both as a country and as a force for good in the world.

“I must emphasize,” he continued, “that we aren’t “fortune-telling’- nor are we trying to read God’s mind in an attempt to determine in advance when the end will come. All we’re doing is discussing theobvious signs of change that Providence has chosen to warn us with.

“The future, as always, is formed in the present. Should you wish to ponder the future and prepare for the future, all you have to do is open your eyes and see the future.”

Here are some of the more spectacular predictions Clontz and his colleagues have made for the turn of the Millennium – and beyond. Each item is attributed to the author. A brief biographical statement to identify the author is included where appropriate.

1. The social, political and economic collapse of the United States and other world powers is likely within weeks or months after the dawning of the New Year on Jan.

Electrifying love life – with tips from lady inmates

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You can fire up your love life with tips from women who’ve learned how to make the most of whatever intimacies they can get – lady inmates.

WOMEN IN PRISON: Some people like to watch movies about them.

“In prison you learn how to make a brief, chance encounter electrifying,” Zelda Hopekins, a former inmate and author of the exciting new book, No Holds Barred Guide to Loving (4-Page Media, Inc., $19.95), told derekclontz . wordpress . com exclusively.

“By using those same techniques in your own bedroom, where you have all the time in the world, you can transform a ho-hum love life into one worth writing home to your mother about.

“Don’t make the mistake of thinking that all prison love affairs are lesbian affairs,” she adds. “You’d be surprised at how many male guards, psychiatrists, doctors and preachers are intimately involved with lady prisoners.”

Here, from Hopekins’ book, are five fascinating ways to spice up your love life “the lady inmate way.”

1. Cut off your spouse for a long stretch – and then unleash your passions with unbridled gusto.

“Lady inmates might go months or even years without getting any loving, especially those in maximum security prisons,” says the New York-based expert.

“When the opportunity for a love sessions finally does present itself, these women are consumed with desire — which, when expressed openly and honestly, makes for a memorable encounter.”

2. Be spontaneous and do what makes YOU feel good.

“Lady inmates don’t have time to talk to a partner and figure out what he or she likes or dislikes,” says Hopekins. “They follow the ‘pleasure principle’ and go for the gold, so to speak. You should, too.”

3. Explore “naughtiness” and your wildest fantasies.

“Lady inmates know that good sex is more than a simple slam-bam physical encounter,” says Hopekins. “Day after day in their lonely cells, they have plenty of time to fantasize about the things that really turn them on .

“‘Naughty’ talk, fantasies and role-playing are lots of fun and can really intensify your sexual experience.

“A favorite role-playing game of female prisoners is exactly what you’d expect it to be- ‘inmate seduces guard.’”

4. Get rid of your underclothes.

“Inmates wear loose-fitting ‘scrubs’ and jumpsuits with nothing underneath and that can be a major turn on,” says Hopekins.

“The next time you go to church or to a movie or out to eat with your sweetheart, lean over and whisper, ‘I’m not wearing panties’ — it’s a guaranteed turn on.”

5. Don’t forget there are many viable “love spots” other than your bed – the shower, closets and your car are just a few.

“Lady inmates enjoy sex whenever and wherever they can get it,” says Hopekins. “Shouldn’t you, too?”

Michael to fans: Help me write the greatest love song in HIStory

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Cassandra Gretchen-Sims – the source for a series of “Michael Jackson is Alive” stories that suggest he faked his death of drug-induced heart failure and is still alive today – says the King of Pop is reaching out to his fans, asking them to help him write a never-ending love song, the greatest (and longest) in HIStory.

ALIVE - OR NOT? If you believe, help him write a love song - the longest and greatest ever.

And he promises to perform portions of it on his comeback tour that is tentatively set to begin next June.

“Michael wants all his fans to write from one to three lines, one to three lyrics, that he will use to craft the song that will keep a basic melody but will use different sets of fans’ lyrics each time he performs it,” says Gretchen-Sims.

“In this way, every fan will share songwriting credit, and every fan’s words and sentiments will be sung by Michael at some point on his touring schedule and in shows and on albums for years to come.

“Michael envisions this as, as he puts is, ‘the ultimate show of love and caring, for me, for the people who believe in me, and for the entire world.’

“He asks that all lyrics ‘show love, not just for me, but for all mankind … for the children, who are love, and for the lonely, who need love, and for everyone who believes in love.’ The song will never end. It will thrive and grow and spread love from now until the end of time. Michael envisions everyone on Earth adding a lyric eventually, not just for this generation, but for all generations to come.

“It is an ambitious – and beautiful – sentiment and project. But as Michael puts it, ‘I can’t do this alone. Without my fans, I am nothing. Without my fans, I can’t do this song.”

Cassandra Gretchen-Sims.

Gretchen-Sims asks that all lyrics be sent using the comments post on this blog. She says every lyric will be delivered to Jackson, with whom she claims to be “in contact” via telephone and the Internet.”

She denies what she calls “ugly allegations” that she stands to benefit “in any way” from her claimed association with Jackson, saying, “I am working on Michael’s behalf because he asked me to. I have nothing to gain from my relationship with him.

“We are friends and have worked together professionally in the past. I trust him and he trusts me. It’s as simple as that.”

She asks that everyone who sends a lyric use a name or nickname that will be used in credits for the song.