Copyright (c) 2009 Derek Clontz/4-Page Media, Inc. All rights reserved.
You can marry rich in four weeks flat, ladies – with tips from women who’ve done it.
She's got her sights set on a rich guy. You can marry one, too - if you make a plan.
And these gals weren’t rich and connected to begin with. Many of them were dirt-poor nobodies like lots of other women who dream of getting access to a millionaire’s heart … and bank account.
But rather than just fantasize about hooking a big fish, they worked up a plan and went out caught one.
And now they’re living on Easy Street, where the toughest thing they have to do each day is figure out which designer dress to slip into – and what kind of cocktails they’d like to slurp while lounging around their swimming pool.
“You can marry rich, and you can marry rich fast — I did,” chortles Maryanne Gates-Kennedy, author of the exciting new book, Marry Rich, Marry Fast, (Perquisite Press, Dallas, Texas, $17.95).
“You have to be a little bit aggressive and brazen.
“But once you get over that hump, you’re on your way to the life of luxury and leisure you’ve always dreamed about, on the arm of a millionaire.”
Smith-Kennedy’s book is based on interviews with 50 women who married rich and are now, in her words, “living happily ever after.”
Here, from the book, are her Top 4 Guerilla Tips for Marrying Rich in Four Weeks Flat.
Be forewarned – Gates-Kennedy’s tips are brutally frank:
1. Sever ties with your poor and middle-class friends and relatives and start calling yourself by a fancy new “million-dollar name.” You’ll never marry rich introducing yourself to people as “Martha Fink” or “Hortense Pigg.”
But “Margaret Rockefeller Kennedy Kingsley” is a moniker that will get you noticed.
2. Find out where rich men hang out and get over there now. If the hot spot in your home town is a country club and you aren’t a member, sneak in.
In large cities, you’ll have many venues to choose from regardless of your low station in life. Theaters and opera houses are good places to start. Because you’ll soon be rich, don’t worry about buying expensive tickets with your credit cards.
Rich men also frequent gambling towns like Las Vegas and Atlantic City. Feel free to go there yourself and don’t be afraid to blow your life savings on a plane ticket and your wagering.
3. Once you’ve gotten close to rich men, spring into action. With just four weeks to get hitched and get rich, you’ll have to make snap decisions — and act on them without hesitation or remorse.
If you’re slender and attractive, wear short skirts – and don’t be afraid to drop things and bend over a lot.
If you’re uncomfortable “showcasing your money-maker” in public, by all means, get drunk and lose your inhibitions.
If you don’t look good in sexy clothes, one of the best ways to get a millionaire’s attention, Gates-Kennedy writes in her book, “is to crawl under a table and ‘accidentally’ get tangled in his zipper.”
4. Once you’ve got a man interested, lure him to bed. Many millionaires are suckers for lusty sex and lots of it. And even if you don’t go in for it yourself, you can flirt and tease and act like you do.
Once in the sack, you’ll have to deliver something. Since this might be your only chance to win your prospective hubby’s heart, pull out the stops and don’t let up until he’s speaking in tongues.
It’s perfectly acceptable for you to ask for his hand in marriage before he regains his senses. This techniques works especially well with gentlemen in their 70s and 80s.
Other rich guys – especially those who inherited their wealth from a cruel and domineering father – are afraid of women and inexperienced in the bedroom. Take it upon yourself to make these men feel manly and macho between the sheets while you pretend to be even less experienced than they are.
Feed their egos and in the afterglow of a love session, don’t be shy about saying something like, “We’re obviously soul mates – let’s fly to Mexico and make it legal now!”
Don’t worry about minor annoyances like marriage licenses and blood tests and, if he’s already married, a pesky divorce. Remember: Your guy is rich – he can get around all that by spreading around some of his cash.
“If you move quickly and with intent, you really can marry rich in just four weeks – and change your life forever,” Gates-Kennedy says.
Hilarious..
Really how degrading is this to Real, genuine, Women?!
“Don’t be afraid to bend over a lot?”
Minus well work as a call girl, and be paid by these “Millionaires”