Derek Clontz

Casey Anthony: Sell Caylee’s toys and give me the money to spend on candy bars and bottled water

In 1 + 2 = 7, All Shook Up, Cable News Outrage, Casey Anthony, Casey Anthony Behind Closed Doors, Casey Anthony Blabs, Casey Anthony Murder Trial, Casey Anthony News Flash on March 18, 2009 at 1:20 am

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Casey Anthony

Casey Anthony

ORANGE COUNTY, FL, JAIL – Casey Anthony wants to sell her dead baby’s toys so she’ll have more money to spend on  ”candy bars, potato chips, hemorrhoid medication, breath spray, chewing gum and bottled water,” a source close to the case reports.

“Virtually everything belonging to baby Caylee Anthony is potential evidence in the murder case against her mother, Casey Anthony, so there’s no way on Earth those toys are going to wind up in a garage sale,” a legal expert and cable-news consultant told derekclontz.wordpress.com  exclusively.

“But I’m not surprised to hear that she wants to sell them.  For one thing, there could be something in there that links her to the baby’s death even more strongly than evidence the police have already uncovered.

“We also know she likes snack food and, as (news commentator) Nancy (Grace) likes to put it, ‘expensive bottled water’, so having a little extra money in her account would keep those treats coming.

“I find it interesting that she reportedly also said she would use some of the money for breath spray and hemorrhoid medication. I’m thinking, ‘You know, if I was in jail waiting for my murder trial to start, what would I want? Snacks, maybe, yes, that makes sense to me. And the hemorrhoid medication is self explantory.

“But breath spray? What’s that all about?”

Jail officials declined to comment on the report. And a spokesman for Casey’s defense team led by Orlando, Florida defense attorney Jose Baez zipped his lips, too, when asked to confirm or deny that the young woman wants to sell her dead daughter’s toys.

The jail source, however, confirmed: “This isn’t hearsay. I heard Casey say she wanted to sell Caylee’s toys. She was waving a piece of paper that listed all the things she wanted to buy with the profits. Those things were, in order, ‘candy bars, potato chips, hemorrhoid medication, breath spray, chewing gum and bottled water.’

“It’s hard to know whether to laugh or cry when Casey pops off like this. Sometimes I wish I was a psychotherapist just so I could figure out what’s going on in that woman’s head.”

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  1. This is all very funny, I wonder how many people actually believe this (expletive deleted).

  2. This is all very funny, I wonder how many people actually believe (it).

  3. Hopefullt Casey is saving all the candybar wrappers so she can mail them in for some more free stuff. :)

  4. Casey Anthony needs a clue and on her lists of things she needs should be the word- SHAMPOO..she is sporting that greasy jail look with her white pasty skin…ewww is all I can say. I hopes she washes her hair before her next court appearance. It makes me nauseated to look @ her greasy hair on camera. It makes her hair look gray and like that of an old maid. Which is maybe her whole point. She no longer has that healthy clean shiny hair anymore! Like us FREE people have the luxury of having…IMO

  5. LOL why sell the toys for snacks? I thought she was getting regular donations for that purpose. I would think that she would want to contribute to her own defense.

  6. Is there any other credible source for this … anywhere else on the net. This seems kinda shady. What about your other story regarding her diary entries? How do you come across this news? [Editor: we attribute our news items to various individuals, experts, magazines, newspapers, Internet news venues, cable and network TV sources, insiders, officials, etc. We report items that we think will be of interest to our readers. As a 30-plus year reporter, writer and editor for several large newspaper chains in addition to mass-circulation entertainment weeklies, I work hard and aggressively to find news items first, scooping slower-moving corporate media and amateurs who will report what I report, but usually days or weeks later. That said, I appreciate your feedback and comments. Enjoy your evening ... and, if you hear of any interesting stories and angles we're missing, please pass them on for us to investigate. Thanks! D!]

  7. Maybe the breath spray is so she can smell sweet for when her and jose get together!

    OR maybe she is eating the haemorroid medication and spraying the breath spray up her [expletive deleted]!

    SHE IS THAT STUPID!

  8. Stoner, interesting prospect!

  9. mr. clontz, you are full of CRAP. you are making up stories that people want very much to believe. you put one over on nancy grace last night. i’m sure you think you are very clever. but people are on to you. caylee’s army is NOT stupid. we have dug up the dirt on all the scumbags that have gotten involved in this story – little jose, todd “bad checks” macaluso, todd black/gil cabot, kidfinders, michelle bart… do you really want us to tear you apart and show the world what a fraud you are as well? most sincerely, stonermoog [Editor: You are entitled to your opinion, Stonermoog, and I appreciate your feedback. As for exposing me or my publishing company as being a "fraud," you can say anything you like that is not defamatory to me or my Florida publishing company and you can write anything that is not libelous to me or my publishing company. That is your right, and I am a firm believer in responsible free speech. Libel and defamation are irresponsible free speech, so as long as nobody crosses that line, attorneys do not have to be involved. That said, my friend, I'm curious, what do you mean "you put one over on Nancy Grace last night?" Did she report something we've reported here on this blog? Also, are you interested in writing a blog-within-a-blog for one of our Web sites? Your perspective is valuable and likely would interest people. Let me know. Meanwhile, enjoy your day and week ... D!]

  10. I think you’re pretty funny.

  11. She’s in a woman’s prison, right?

    Why would she want Prep-H? Is she getting something from a male guard, but in the back door?

    As for breath spray…well, maybe she’s practicing for the day when she gets to be Pam Smart’s new roommate. inter alia.

  12. well…. Derek, I think I don’t even want to know what is
    going on in Casey Anthony’s Mind, too complex for me.

    As for selling her Baby’s Toys, I take this one with a Grain of Salt :) in another Word anything is possible in this Case.

  13. Personally I wouldn’t want to figure this ‘ Hemorroid out…

  14. lol Breath spray ,well maybe she is one of these type of people that has fowl breath most the time..She doesn’t want Jose getting to close if her breath smells…Maybe she has a complex about her breath..lol….

  15. I find that story extremely hard to swallow (no pun intended).

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