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Casey Anthony heard praying … Pope Benedict loses his ring … Trendiest bathing suits for summer … and more

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Casey Anthony heard praying for first time in jail

Casey Anthony.

Casey Anthony.

Alleged baby killer Casey Anthony was overheard praying on Saturday night, “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep …”

“It was the child’s prayer that most of us said when we were kids,” said a source at the Orange County, Florida, Jail, where Anthony is being held without bond in connection with the murder of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, last summer.

“I don’t know if she was praying for herself or for little Caylee.

“But since I’ve never heard anyone say they’ve heard her praying before, as a believer myself, I think it’s a step in the right direction.

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Japanese invent time machne that works pretty good

Computer-generated vortex.

Computer-generated vortex.

A Japanese electronics firm is said to have developed a computer generated “energy vortex” that allows people to travel hundreds of years into the future or past.

Engineers at Takeo Electronics, LLC., have yet to figure out how to get 12 volunteers back from 1756, 1902, 1965 and 2153, but once that glitch is solved, the units are expected to sell briskly in Japan and abroad, the respected Asian Trade Spotlight business journal reports.

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String bikinis are out, thread bikinis are in

Not much left to the imagination.

String bikini. We'd show you a THREAD, but they're too racy.

Great news for men: “clunky” old string bikinis are out – revealing new thread bikinis are in!

“String bikinis are small, but they cover up a lot of real estate that thread bikinis lay bare,” explains a Miami Beach model who adds: “Stings are like your mother’s swimsuits, very stodgy and old fashioned.”

Just because thread bikinis are the teeniest ever made doesn’t mean they come cheap.

Average price for designer styles is a whopping $225, although that is expected to come down as knock-off manufacturers roll out their copycats.

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Pope’s senior moment rattles Vatican     

Pope Benedict.

Pope Benedict.

Pope Benedict XVI lost the famous “pope ring” that everyone stands in line to kiss for a harrowing three days before an aide found it right where the pontiff left it … in a soap dish in his shower stall.

So said the Vatican in a prepared statement released after reporters caught wind of the “problem” and started asking questions.

“We’re all entitled to a ‘senior moment,’” the statement said.

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Wheely big car stereo for Dr. J

Disabled Johnny “Dr. J” Jenkins has installed a $26,000 car stereo complete with 72 speakers and a 2,000-watt amplifier – in his motorized wheelchair!

“I … am … cool …” the 27-year-old quadriplegic, who speaks through a voice box, told reporters in Brisbane, Australia.

The system includes 16 rib-rattling subwoofers, 20 mid-range horns and 36 high-frequency tweeters mounted in special Fiberglas “fenders” attached to the 32-year-old car-crash victim’s wheelchair.

His favorite music?

“50 Cent … and … Cher …” he says.

 

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