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“What Would Jesus Do?” condoms keep teenagers out of sex trouble, says preacher

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A controversial preacher says teenagers will stop having illicit sex no matter how strong the temptation if parents will make sure the kids never leave home without one of his trademarked “What Would Jesus Do?” condoms stashed away in their purse or wallet.

What would Jesus do? Get down on your knees ... and ask him!“WWJD condoms are a divinely inspired idea and they work like a charm,” the Rev. Dr. Paul Morehead, whose short-wave radio broadcast from Montgomery, Alabama, reaches an estimated 1.6 million listeners worldwide. told derekclontz.com exclusively.

“Don’t tell me about hormones. Don’t talk to me about unbridled appetites of the flesh.

“When a young man and a young woman give in to Satan, when they strip down like animals in the wild and prepare themselves for a lusty round of heavy petting and full-blown sex, what better reminder for them to buck up than a WWJD condom with the image of our Lord and Savior right on the package, and then, as a failsafe measure, also on knobby shaft of the prophylactic itself?

“I’ve tested them with my own teenagers … What Would Jesus Do condoms story continues … click to read it …

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