Out-of-body sex is better than the real thing, and safer, too

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You can enjoy sizzling sex with anyone you like on the astral plane – and to hear true believers tell it, “out-of-body booty” is even better than the real thing.
And participating isn’t as difficult as you might think. All you have to do is find a comfortable spot and use a simple meditation technique to release yourself from your earthly chains.

Before you know it, you’ll be doing the snake dance with sexy neighbors, co-workers, kissin’ cousins, VIPs you’ve admired from afar – even top politicians, celebrities and movie stars who under normal circumstances, wouldn’t give you the time of day.

You’ll never have worry to about catching icky sexually transmitted diseases like genital herpes, hepatitis C, chlymadia and AIDS like you do in the physical plane.

And nobody’s ever going to get pregnant – even if you find yourself without a condom or forget to take your “pill” … again.

Tired of sleeping in the “wet spot?” No sweat. Out-of-body sex is no muss, no fuss sex. And you always have an electrifying orgasm — it’s picture perfect in every way.

“Astral sex is the best,” gushes up-and-coming super-model … Out-of-body sex continues, click to read how to do it yourself …

Derek – can I catch Lyme disease by having sex with my fiance? He’s got it for sure

Dear Derek,

My fiance has been diagnosed with Lyme Disease and we can’t find anything conclusive to answer our question: “Can Lyme be sexually transmitted?”

What do you know about this? Also, do you think I should go on antibiotics? My fiance is on Doxycycline, 200 mg three times a day..

Thank you for any help that you can offer! – Debbie in Trenton, NJ

Dear Debbie,

Most doctors will tell you there’s ”no proof” that Lyme disease can be transmitted sexually. But there is dissent and grumbling in the ranks. And a a growing number of physicians are now saying, “Sexual transmission is … story ‘Is Lyme disease sexually transmitted?’ continues …

Amazing home remedies are safe, effective – and a lot cheaper than the hospital

You can mix, match and make home remedies for dozens of common ailments with inexpensive ingredients you can pick up at any supermarket.

 

“Herbs and special foods have always contributed to human health,” Jude C. Williams, herbalist and author of the classic book Jude’s Herbal Home Remedies, told me in a 1991 interview that is as relevant today as it was 17 years ago.

“Most of our modern medicines are derived from the wild herbs. Herbs are a natural way to treat many illnesses.

 

“Most herbs taken for treatment will pass harmlessly through the system if not needed by the body. Can you say the same for prescription drugs?

 

“But remember – herbs are not meant to take the place of your family doctor. They are for simple illnesses that you can treat at home.”

 

Here, from the herbalist’s fascinating book, are 25 home remedies for common illnesses and complaints, from allergies to warts and everything in between … ALLERGIES … click to read full story …

New study proves it, Julius Caesar was black – and from Africa

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Controversial historian Mario Bonafini received hundreds of death threats and was actually forced into hiding after an unnamed insider leaked a pre-publication copy of his explosive new book, Julius Caesar Was NOT Italian.

 

And far from being a spoof, the book is backed up by decades of solid research that proves Caesar came to Rome from Ethiopia and was of black descent.

 

“I printed the truth, and if the truth hurts, so be it, ” Dr. Bonafini told me in a trans-Atlantic telephone interview before death threats drove him into hiding late last month.

 

“Caesar rose to power and ruled a Roman empire that still stands as one of the greatest civilizations the world has ever seen.

 

“Italians have always been proud of the fact that they share a gene pool produced such a man. But my research proves this pride was absolutely without basis. Caesar categorically was not Italian. He was a … Julius Caesar was black continues, click to read the rest of the story …

Painting of Elvis talks, sings and weeps real tears, claims Florida woman who owns it

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Marybelle McKindly says the velvet painting of Elvis Presley she bought from a roadside vendor begs for food, says “Thank you very much” – and weeps real tears.

And paranormal researchers who are investigating the strange case say there is “compelling evidence” to suggest the longtime Elvis fan isn’t imagining things – she’s telling the gospel truth.

“I’ve got no reason to lie about it – I wouldn’t sell my painting of Elvis for any price and I’m not trying to get on TV because I have no desire to go on Jerry Springer or Oprah and make a fool out of myself,” McKindly, 52, of Belle Glade, Florida, told me exclusively.

“All I know is that Elvis is here, in this room, in this painting – not in the flesh, but spiritually. Sometimes I’ll talk to it, and sometimes it talks back.

“I know that sounds crazy, but I’m not a nut. As God is my witness, my painting of Elvis talks.”

And cries. According to McKindly, who works as a secretary in a church, the haunting image of The King breaks into tears … story continues, click to read Painting of Elvis Talks, Sings and Weeps Real Tears …

For men only: 6 new reasons to stop mowing the lawn … just in time for summer

Hey guys! You can wiggle out of mowing the lawn every Saturday and make like a sofa spud all weekend long with six new reasons the experts have come up with for NOT cutting your grass – ever.

And because the logic is impeccable, you wife or significant other won’t even nag you about it.

“Mowing the lawn can be dangerous, unhealthy and ill-advised for a number of reasons – you just have to choose the one that works best for you and stick with it,” Ocala, Florida-based Faulkner Maran, editor of the fascinating Internet newsletter, The Laz-E-Boy Digest, told me exclusively.

Here, from the newsletter, are six new reasons to stop cutting your grass. The next time your sweetie gets on your case about an unkempt lawn, suggests Maran, “give her

Dazzle your friends with Elvis trivia you won’t find anywhere else

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EVERYONE remembers Elvis Presley’s version of Hound Dog, but it wasn’t a No. 1 hit for The King – in fact, it barely cracked the Top 20. And did you know that Elvis had an “eternal flame” like President John F. Kennedy’s that burned out a few years after he died – and was never re-lit? 

That’s a sample of the fascinating Elvis trivia I’ve got for you on the heels of reports that a highly-personal and secret diary he kept throughout his career has been found in a box of old books in a thrift shop and will be published in time for this year’s Christmas book season.

Here’s more: 

1. An “eternal flame” stoked in memory of Elvis was extinguished in 1981 after businessmen who vowed to keep the fire burning “until the end of time” changed their minds. 

The flame flickered for three years at Presley’s super-secret Circle G Ranch just south of Graceland, his better-known mansion in Memphis. Elvis had purchased the Circle G as a hideaway for himself and his “Memphis Mafia” entourage.

And in classic Presley fashion, he spent a fortune on the place, including a mind-boggling $1 million on, among other things, new mobile homes and pickup trucks for all his pals to use while visiting.

After Presley died, investors bought the ranch and installed the eternal flame. It burned brightly until bean counters concluded fans weren’t interested in visiting the Circle G with Graceland and its treasure-trove of Elvis memorabilia located just a few miles up the road.

2. By the most accurate counts available to trivia buffs and fans who keep track of such things, Presley’s face has appeared on 6,391 potatoes, 243 floor tiles, 111 tacos, 64 tree trunks, 52 … story continues, click to read it …

The Titanic is missing – but where has it gone?

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The Titanic is missing from the floor of the North Atlantic where it rusted in icy silence for 96 mind-numbing years.

And while some head-scratching experts profess to be baffled by the unexplained and sudden disappearance of the ghostly hulk, at least one physicist believes the ship was taken away by time travelers, not from our future – but from our past.

“We tend, quite erroneously, I’m afraid, to think of people from the future as the only humans who have the technological knowhow to travel through time,” Dr. Maurice Dausset, author of Time Travel Made Easy: A Layman’s Guide to the Potentials and Pitfalls of Violating the Space-Time Continuum, told me exclusively.

“But … story continues …

The astonishing healing power of prayer

Excerpted from Herbs for Mind, Body and Spirit, by Derek Clontz and Susan Ambrosino. Reprinted with permission of the publisher, 4-Page Media, Inc. Copyright (c) 1997-2008, 4-Page Media, Inc. Permission is hereby granted for individuals and non-profit organizations to copy and distribute this article without deletions, additions or editing, for any non-commercial purpose.

The power of  doctors, drugs and natural medicines to help us maintain glowing good health is significant, indeed, but when it comes to the ultimate healing tool, make no bones about it – the power of prayer is without parallel.

That’s the message we find in the Bible and other holy books. And clergymen have told us the same down through the ages.

But now, for the first time in history, even medical doctors and scientists are singing the praises of prayer, not based on sentiment or wishful thinking, but on solid clinical research.

Dr. Larry Dossey, of Dallas, Texas, is one of many professionals who have called attention to this research. In fact, Dr. Dossey is so impressed by the healing miracles he has witnessed that now lectures on the subject.

When asked if he was surprised by scientific evidence demonstrating the power of prayer, he flatly stated: “To tell you the truth, the evidence … story continues, click here to read it …

Fear no illness: Super-immunity salad protects you from all sickness, says our expert

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You can supercharge your immune system to protect against any illness by tossing up a taste-tempting “super salad” and bellying up to the table for a hearty, healthy, piled-high bowl of it any time you like.

That’s the word from cutting-edge author and nutrition expert Dr. Donna Schwontkowski (left, with faithful companion Gracie), who says the inexpensive but mouth-watering combination of:

- fresh vegetables

- nuts

- vinegar

- oils and spices that she developed exclusively for our readers will fortify your body’s defenses … big time.

Not only that, you can enjoy your super-immunity salad anytime, anywhere, anyplace.

The dish, says Dr. Schwontkowski, is as much at home as a starter at a posh dinner party as it is stuffed into a plastic bag and shoved into a construction worker’s mud-caked lunch box.

“Nothing can protect you 100 percent against colds and the flu, but this salad is jam-packed with foods that can help everyone from the poorest of the poor to the super rich develop maximum immunity to protect their health,” Dr. Schwontkowski told me exclusively. 

“This is no time to take chances with your health,” she counsels. “I urge you to start building your defenses without delay. My salad is both economical and easy to make.”

All you need to make Dr. Schwontkowski’s salad and dressing are … click to get the recipe and complete nutritional rundown …