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DEMOCRATS are fuming over what they’re calling the Bush administration’s “dirtiest trick yet” – flushing Air Force One’s potty over Sen. Hillary Clinton’s headquarters Washington, D.C.
The White House has yet to respond to the allegations. But Clinton staffers say the Boeing 747 “went out of its way to pinpoint” the plain brick building for what they called “a major dump” and it was, they say, “intentional.”
“There’s no mistaking the President’s plane, and when we saw it circling overhead, we began to think the worst, that maybe there had been another terrorist attack and it couldn’t land,” a source close to Sen. Clinton told me exclusively.
“Then all of a sudden – splat! It sounded like an elephant hitting the roof. Several interns who ran out to the street to watch the jet came back in soaked.
“And I’m not going to mince words here: They stunk.”
The Federal Aviation Administration will neither confirm nor deny that Air Force One was in the area at the time of the alleged “drop.”
But a source who has blabbed reliably in the past wouldn’t deny it, either, saying: “If someone says Air Force One was in the area, I’m not going to dispute it. But I can tell you that regardless of the craft’s location, the president wasn’t a passenger.
“He wasn’t flying.”
The source referred other questions to the White House, where, when asked by a reporter, press secretary Dana Perino snapped, “Ask the FAA.”
“Something’s rotten in Denmark – that’s for sure,” Sen. Clinton said.
