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You can spice up your love life, have more fun at parties, improve your self image and even get ahead on the job by making a modest but important investment in a booty-boosting butt implant.
And the bigger your “bun job,” say grateful recipients, the better off you’ll be.
“Beefed-up buns really can be your ticket to a happier life,“ declares Susan Ambrosino, who conducted a series of telephone surveys for a major women’s magazine on cosmetic surgery generally and implants in particular.
“There’s something about a firm, full, well-shaped bottom that makes people feel good about themselves. They’re more confident in clothes. They enjoy the looks and comments they get from the opposite sex. Their self image improves.
“And with that improved confidence and self image, other good things happen. Men and women who used to be reserved and uncertain at parties and on the job tell us that suddenly – and in some cases miraculously – they’ve become more assertive and self assured.
“And these people aren’t imagining things, either. Of a group of 22 women and 17 men who said they got a career boost after surgery, all of the women and 15 of the men had tangible proof – a raise, a promotion, or both, in their personnel files at work.
“So, far from being a mere exercise in vanity, the surgery really can have a positive and profound, life-changing benefit for men and women of all ages and from all walks of life.
“The findings shocked me,” she adds. “Like a lot of people, I thought butt implants were the height of vanity and a big joke. But not anymore.“
According to Ambrosino, the surveys show that butt-implant recipients are almost universally happy with their “tinkered-with” tushes, sometimes for reasons that have nothing to do with self image or appearance.
As one grateful male retiree put it: “I used to dread sitting down because I had lost all my ‘padding‘. Now, with my implants, I feel like I’m perched on a cloud. I‘m thinking about going back for bigger implants. The bigger the better.“
As you might suspect, butt implants are wildly popular with women who want to turn heads the way big-bottomed songbird Jennifer Lopez does.
But increasing numbers of guys are jumping on the “buns of steel bandwagon”, too. Why?
“They’re hoping to plump up those ‘ironing board behinds‘ that follow them into middle age,” Ambrosino says with a laugh. “And you know what? They’re the first to admit it.
“They know women like men with little curve in their caboose.”
Prices for the surgery varies from $500 to $5,000 depending on where you live. Consult a surgeon near you for details, Ambrosino says.
