Great new reason to go to Disney World – “finger sharks” riddling surf from Myrtle Beach to Miami

By DEREK CLONTZ
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Finger-sized sharks that look cute but prey on humans are poised to feast on tourists who dare wade into the surf along South Carolina and Florida beaches between now and early September.

According to marine biologists in Miami, “the miniature great whites appear to have been genetically engineered in an unauthorized experiment” and were “inadvertently released into the wild.”

“They school like minnows but have needle-sharp teeth and the strength to pick your bones clean,” one scientist told me exclusively.

“They attack and consume flesh with the voraciousness of piranha.

“We’re seeing them in increasing numbers especially at high tides and in rough surf.”

Jacki Parker Brown, of Charlotte, North Carolina, says she she found two finger sharks wedged under the straps of her bikini top after a quick dip in the ocean at Surfside Beach on South Carolina’s famous Grand Strand.

“They weren’t much bigger than my pinkie finger,” she said, nervously wiping tears from her eyes as she spoke. “Thank God they didn’t bite me. I’m still very unsure about going back into the water. Those things are scary.”

Great whites of any size are man eaters, warns the expert, noting that “young children and senior citizens who splash around in knee-to-waist-deep water will be prime targets.”

The scientist said “it is possible” terrorists had a hand in the development of the creatures, but added, “That wasn’t the focus of our study, and we can’t prove that. “

#14 – What Derek Predicts Today

You asked for it, you’re getting it: Three predictions a day from Derek Clontz, each to occur or have its greatest impact, he says, in the days, weeks and months after Dec. 21, 2012 – the date the “Mayan Calendar” wrongly sets for the end of the world.

Here’s installment #14.

- Desperate to curb violence and gunplay in America’s schools and colleges, Congress enacts a law that makes parents an actual accessory to any crime committed by a child under the age of 30, including possession of drugs and firearms, driving while intoxicated, murder and even lesser offenses such as loitering and indecent exposure.

- An estimated 40,000 militant feminists celebrate the “total and complete legalization” of abortion by getting pregnant — not to bring babies into the world, but to simultaneously abort them eight months later on what will come to be known as “Abortion Day.”

- Thousands of extraterrestrial refugees arrive on Earth as their own planets begin to “disintegrate” under pressures from a “satanic force.” Although they appear to be benevolent, the idea that mankind is not alone in the universe and isn’t God’s special creation throws hundreds of millions of people into spiritual crisis.

Check back tomorrow for three more predictions in installment #15 of our continuing series. Questions? Comments? Prediction of your own to share? Use the ‘REPLY BOX” at the end of this report to weigh in.

Herbal Health and Wellness: Choosing the Right Books to Make it Work for You

By DEREK CLONTZ
derekclontz.com

There are numerous excellent books on medicinal herbs and alternative and complementary healing and also for your general health.

Confused by all the choices? Here’s a fun and easy way to find those that are just-right for you.

First, go to a bookstore or library and find the section that features books on holistic healing.

Then …

1. Pick up the book.

2. Think of a question you have about your own health and wellness or that of a loved one or friend.

3. Look at the book’s title page and index, and see if your question is covered.

4. Turn to the pages suggested.

5. Read the material.

6. Ideally, the book should answer your questions completely – and also provide some ‘icing on the cake’ material that it didn’t occur to you to ask about without overwhelming you.

If you book you opened doesn’t do that, put it down and pick up another. When you find a book that does answer your questions with a little extra material that’s meaningful to you, you’ve got a winner. This book is right for you.